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分类： 喜剧片 2000

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 祁于窈 8小时前 :

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  • 祁似爨 7小时前 :

    三十六行，行行出状元，好敬业的鸭。

  • 褒佳惠 0小时前 :

    倒数第二场戏之前两星，问题不在于舞台设计有多么简陋，而是每个主要演员都拥有两个及以上的核心角色，导致本就停留太短的情绪根本没有渲染的空间，故事的阴暗面也被简单略过，直到最后才能感受到那种被历史车轮碾过的无力感，也与当下产生了共振。

  • 昕婧 5小时前 :

    完美剧作！作为中国女性，恐怕直面真实的欲望的那一天，还远远没有到来！所以更显这部电影的可贵！年度十佳！

  • 检语梦 4小时前 :

    判断一部影片对不对盘，开篇的分别拍摄：普且刻意，到出现第二次会面的安排：方向性彻底失控（摇头）。话疗片一旦在推进过程中有多次的不自然的卡顿尴尬，在我这里就算完了…… ps不可否认艾玛的表演尤其是在餐厅的那身打扮很好看 但这个本子真不行

  • 鑫菡 8小时前 :

    简洁且饱满，19天拍完的。LEO is smoking hot!

  • 迮芳洲 9小时前 :

    三星半 ｜前2/3极度舒适的片子 最后有些垮了 人物的设计稍显讨巧 矛盾起的也略突兀 为了男主的魅力手松给个四星

  • 鑫怡 4小时前 :

    从内核到表现方式都刻板无趣，全靠老ET豁出去的表演撑着。

  • 须香彤 5小时前 :

    女人在性上的禁锢太深了，这是社会给我们扣上的，也是我们自己扣上的。希望我们不需要等待老去的时候才敢去解开它。

  • 虎芃芃 6小时前 :

    这是疫情前最后一张票，也是疫情来临第一场被取消的票。

  • 童湘君 2小时前 :

    这个电影让我觉得尴尬，看不下去，如果是写成小说，我会非常想看。

  • 轩晨 9小时前 :

    没想到有一天，我也会对这种配置的影片内心毫无波澜甚至有点乏了。浪漫会在生活中出现吗

  • 鲁安娴 4小时前 :

    前半段(抱持与接纳，论工作中的咨询技巧实践)后半段强行转折(白眼)

  • 栋紫玉 7小时前 :

    Something has changed, something has remained, something we lost, something we gained, while something we've never truly learned… Peace&love或许可笑，但它存在过，也将一直存在。

  • 鄢浩然 7小时前 :

    一輩子有好多束縛，掙脫桎梏真的很難。看完覺得很感動，Emma和這個男生的化學反應出奇的不錯。｜和K，她說看完她甚至覺得性工作者真的應該合法化。我說，不，這只是電影，所以很理想很美好。真實的大環境下，合法化只會進一步加深對女性的剝削。

  • 鑫旭 7小时前 :

    靠某本书沟通那里属实恶心到我了，我也说不上来为什么。其实整个题材都让我恶心 *shrug

  • 桂靖儿 2小时前 :

    看之前就预感会喜欢，结果发现比之前想的更好。比起“行为”，性更像一种“媒介”或“载体”，基于此有了相互观念的碰撞。冲突点设置得很自然，没有俗套的露水情人动真心，而是女性自我意识的觉醒与性工作者对自己身份的正视。接纳情欲，正视愉悦，拥抱自身年老的躯体，于是最终达成了不由男性给予的真正高潮。最后在镜子前勇敢露出身体的Emma太好了。虽然在咖啡厅向学生坦言在我看来还是用力过猛了些（，但简中何时才能拍这种电影啊。

  • 蕾歆 1小时前 :

    2021 #67。就算撇开剧情不看，演员的情绪和表演，现场的走位调度打光大家不停的脱衣服穿衣服更换口音扮演不同的角色，舞台中央竟然还是个大转盘，能这样完整流畅的表演下来已经值得8.5往上了，再加上完全可以走煽情路线但是却走了乐观阳光积极向上的路线让我对编剧更加敬佩。作为一个去过911 Memorial Museum的人，那两个深不见底的巨型方形水池还是很令人震撼的。唯一令人唏嘘的是看完这个去搜“911纽芬兰”想了解更多背后的故事，出来的第一条新闻是“白宫恩将仇报，宣布禁止美国口罩生产商3M公司向邻国加拿大和拉丁美洲国家出口医用口罩”。有的时候患难见真情，更多的时候是患难见人品。放在国与国之间是这样，人与人之间更是。

  • 贯安春 2小时前 :

    “你想看到一个broken whore吗？现在你看到了。 ”人类的本质是孤独，不管外在表现的多么优雅、克制，不管对方能给予多大的愉悦，内心最深处的裂痕终是需要自己去粉刷，然后和解。

  • 茹锐志 5小时前 :

    So wonderful, so so wonderful!

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